Monday, March 3, 2008

Penelope In Danger Of Becoming The Next Paris Hilton?

On the evening of February 27, 2008 Penelope Snow made her highly anticipated debut with a spot-on impression of infamous Paris Hilton.  Following in the footsteps of Miss Hilton, Penelope has already recruited a live-in staff who bathe, feed, and dress her, as well as a large entourage who cater to her every whim.  Despite this pampered lifestyle, sources say that she spends most of her time crying and fussing, thereby fueling rumors that she is a full-fledged diva.

In response to these allegations, Penelope's reps issued the following statement:
"Penelope is still recovering from the traumatic evacuation of her former residence.  After her nine month lease ended, she was not given the option to renew and was forcefully evicted.  She has since then relocated and is doing her best to adjust."

Blogman sends best wishes to Penelope.

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