Meet Peanut, the feral cat who made her way into our hearts (and my mom's backyard) last summer. Her initial claims went relatively unnoticed--the patio chairs as her bed, the elm tree as her scratching post, and Stergie's sandbox as her toilet. Her most recent activities, however, have drawn attention to her transformation from an innocent kitty to a flourishing sex kitten. 
Back in February, landlord J. Morodomi was quoted as saying, "I've witnessed Peanut canoodling with numerous tom cats after sundown. That little girl is going to be in big trouble if she gets pregnant." Despite comments like that, Peanut continues to engage in scandalous activities. In fact, she was recently caught doing the nasty with a long-haired tom cat believed to be Notorious C.A.T, and was very vocal during their liaison. She has since changed her name to "P-Nutt" and continues to fornicate in the middle of the lawn. When asked about her behavior, P-Nutt stated, "Itz my body n I does what I wantz."
P-Nutt has confirmed that she is pregnant, but will not know who the father is until she receives the paternity test results. If P-Nutt goes through with her pregnancy, landlord J. Morodomi has threatened to call animal control and plans on having P-Nutt spayed immediately after she gives birth. Upon hearing these threats, P-Nutt has gone into hiding but still comes out for dinner and late night humpfests.
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