Thursday, April 17, 2008

Laundry Monster Sighting

 A local amateur scientist has captured an image of what appears to be a full grown laundry-monster (aka "Lord Of The Stink") in its natural habitat.  Local launderers are saying that it is one of the finest photographs ever taken of the elusive mythical creature, reputed to "stink up" unattended clean piles of laundry.

Skeptics who have seen the picture say that it could simply be a lint cluster combined with a giant hair ball.  Others attribute the sighting to "a little too much drinking on laundry day."  

Whether you believe the picture is real or fake, it is certainly causing a stir in the media.  Reports have surfaced that FOX network is already in negotiation with Chris Carter to bring back the X-Files for one more episode which will investigate the origins of this bizarre creature.  Both X-Files fans and L.o.T.S. followers eagerly await the final word.



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