Life's Not Perfect, That's Why There's Walgreens

In a world gone soft, there are exceptions.  There are people like you who still hike, fish, hunt, climb, and tackle the tough chores like your father did. 

For them, or you, we offer Walgreen's patriotic t-shirts.  With sayings like:

-Don't Mess With The U.S. (featuring bald eagle)

-Army Wife (in puff paint glitter letters)

-"Peace Maker" (above two large guns)

On sale for $3.99, you'll want to stock up on these babies!  Perfect for Dads, Grads, or true Americans.  And remember, nothing says "Happy 4th of July" like a huge ass bald eagle face.

He Bangs, He Bangs

Fry-J decided to take up percussion again which means good-bye to the drum table.

This is what a replacement drummer looks like.

Note:  he is wearing a flesh-colored shirt underneath, he is not bare chested.

This is what a replacement drummer looks like on acid.  

Notice the parasitic twin that has sprouted on the right side of his head.

Here's "The Last Hurrah" performing their last hurrah for the summer.

The balding guy in the corner of the picture is the band's #1 fan.  He spent most of the night staring at them in a homo-erotic manner.

The show consisted of three bands:

1. Surface to Air which sounded a lot like Air mixed with Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon psychedelic synth parts.

2. The Last Hurrah which sounded like a mix CD filled with music downloaded from Kazaa circa 1999.  I mean that in the best possible way.  They have a variety of musical influences ranging from rockabilly to 90's grunge ballad (which happens to be Blogman's favorite type of music).  Although, they claim their sound is mostly "country".

3. Side Street Reny which sounded like Muddy Waters, mixed with Wyclef Jean, mixed with "more cowbell".  Their performance included a lot of "freestyling" and when the lead singer couldn't think of anymore rhymes he'd say things like, "I believe in one race, the human race." 

Overall, I'd say it was a good show.

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Here's a happy couple celebrating their nuptials.  They met on Craigslist casual encounters.

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